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Humor, you want? Alright—dudes goin’ in, swagger they got, leavin’ broke and sad, hah! “Lost my soul,” one cries—bro, you lost your wallet, chill. Sarcasm’s my jam—brothel’s like a spa, sure, if “relaxation” means guilt and STDs.

A Dutch brothel where women work for themselves

Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Striptease/Lapdance · Cum in Mouth · Blowjob without Condom · 69 Position · Foot Fetish · Tantric massage · Spanking (give).

Then, I decide to take a walk down de Zandweg. It’s a nice street, but the puddles are like mini lakes. I’m dodging them like I’m in some weird video game. And then, I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I rush over, feeling like a knight in shining armor. I help her out, and she’s all smiles. Makes my day, honestly.

Philip van der Wees appointed Professor of Allied Health Sciences