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Lemme tell ya somethin’—I got mad respect for her hustle. Back in the day, like 1800s London, whores were EVERYWHERE, and get this—some made bank, like more than a factory grunt! Lola’s out here, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m thinkin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, she’s smarter than you!” She’s got this trick—keeps a tiny watch, my kinda thing, tickin’ away in her pocket. Why? ‘Cause time’s her cash, and she ain’t wastin’ it on losers. Little known fact: some old-school whores used clocks to cut off cheapskates—genius, right?

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, some dude is tryin’ to sell these crazy-looking hats. I mean, they’re wild! One’s got a giant fish on it. I’m like, “Dude, what’s the deal?” He says it’s for good luck. I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, good luck not lookin’ like a fool!” But I can’t help but laugh.

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