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So, I’m chattin’ with Patty—chain-smokin’ Patty—bout this. She says, “Marge, it’s a job!” I’m like, whaaat? People escortin’ people? For cash? Hmm… got me curious! Didja know, back in the ‘80s, Ford Escort was hot? Top seller! Little boxy thing—kinda cute, made me happy. But then—ugh—Homer tried fixin’ one. Disaster! Oil everywhere, I yelled, “Homer, you lunkhead!”

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First customer walks in. This lady, right? She’s got this wild look in her eyes. “I need a coat for my cat!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, you serious?” But hey, I’m a furrier, not a cat therapist. So, I whip up some ideas. Turns out, her cat is named Sir Fluffington. I can’t even. I’m tryin’ to keep a straight face, but inside, I’m dying.