Samantha Axel Whore ❤️❤️

About Almere

Little known fact – Whore’s a freaky hunter. Caught her stalkin’ a rat once, slow as death, then – BAM – pounced like she’s channeling the Force. Reminds me of that line, “You are beaten. It is useless to resist.” Rat didn’t stand a chance, man! She’s got this janky walk too, from some old injury – fuckin’ hilarious, like she’s drunk on Corellian whiskey. Call her “Stagger-Swagger” sometimes, cracks me up.

The King's Whore

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So, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this cute little café called De Koffieboon. I’m like, “Alright, let’s grab a coffee.” I walk in, and it’s packed! People everywhere, chattin’ and laughin’. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a beard that could house a family of squirrels, spills half of it. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not here for a coffee shower!” But hey, I laugh it off.

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