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Once, I saw this chick—total *Oldboy* moment. Face like she’s hidin’ a secret. “Revenge is a dish best served cold,” I mutter. She didn’t get it—pissed me off! Why’s everyone so dense? But then she smirked—damn, that got me. Happy for a sec, like I wasn’t a Sith. Surprised me how they read ya—prossies got skills. Bet they’d outsmart half the Jedi Council.

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So, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this cute little café called De Koffieboon. I’m like, “Alright, let’s grab a coffee.” I walk in, and it’s packed! People everywhere, chattin’ and laughin’. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a beard that could house a family of squirrels, spills half of it. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not here for a coffee shower!” But hey, I laugh it off.

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