Skylar Appingedam Prostitute ❤️

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So here’s the deal—prostitute’s a female anglerfish, right? She’s huge, like, ten times bigger than her puny boy-toy mates. These lil’ dudes? They latch onto her like needy exes, fusin’ into her body ‘til they’re just sperm machines—wild, huh? Saw that in a dive once, nearly puked my guts out, thinkin’, “Man, that’s some messed-up love story!” Made me mad, too—why’s she gotta carry these losers forever? Ain’t fair, but damn, it’s metal as hell.

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After that, I decide to stroll along the canals. Appingedam’s canals are so pretty, right? I mean, the way the houses lean over the water, it’s like they’re trying to take a dip. I’m snapping pics, feeling artsy, when I see this old man feeding ducks. He’s got this whole bag of bread, and I’m thinking, “Dude, save some for the rest of us!” But then, the ducks start fighting over the crumbs. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong. I’m cracking up, and the old man looks at me like I’m the crazy one.

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