Scarlett Zutphen Whore ❤️

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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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Zutphen (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈzʏtfə (n)] ⓘ) is a city and municipality located in the province of Gelderland, Netherlands. It lies some 30 km ( mi) northeast of Arnhem, on the eastern .

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I woke up in my tiny flat on the Houtmarkt, right? The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Energy from the IJssel river