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So, whoring’s got factors, okay? Money’s the biggie—cha-ching! Some gals (and dudes, let’s be real) rake in more in a night than I’d snag for a *Mean Girls* cameo. True story: back in the ‘90s, this chick in Vegas, called herself Sapphire, made six figures tax-free—IRS never knew! Cash under the mattress, wild shit. That’s the pull—freedom, quick dough, no 9-to-5 grind. “It’s not personal, it’s business,” as Sean Parker’d say in *Social Network*. Love that line—whores live it, fam.

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But then, bam! I bump into this dude, right? He’s all like, “Hey, you’re that anticorrosion guy!” I’m thinking, “Wow, I’m famous in Zelhem!” But then he starts ranting about how his bike is rusting. Like, dude, I’m not a miracle worker! I can’t save your rusty bike. I mean, I can help, but c’mon!

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