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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, authoritative as hell—“You shall not pass!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Whore’s a word, a vibe, a whole damn story. Picture this: me, grey beard and all, sittin’ in a tavern, pint in hand, thinkin’ ‘bout *Lost in Translation*—best flick ever, hands down. That movie’s quiet, lonely vibe? Hits me right in the gut. Now, whores—lemme tell ya—they’re like that Tokyo cityscape, all bright and loud, but deep down? Kinda lost, too.

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But then, I hear this loud crash! I turn around, and it’s a delivery truck that just backed into a lamppost. I’m like, “Seriously? In Zelhem?” The driver jumps out, looking all panicked. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, how do you even manage that?

European Trial at Zelhem (The Netherlands) – Day 1