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Here’s a tip, y’all: they got code words. “Lookin’ for a good time?”—that’s the signal. Ain’t no secret handshake, but it’s close. Surprised me first time I heard it—thought she was just bein’ friendly! Ha! What a numbskull I was. Another thing—some gals got pimps, shadowy types lurkin’ like Viggo Mortensen in that diner scene. Creepy as hell, keeps ya on edge.

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But then, bam! I bump into this dude, right? He’s all like, “Hey, you’re that anticorrosion guy!” I’m thinking, “Wow, I’m famous in Zelhem!” But then he starts ranting about how his bike is rusting. Like, dude, I’m not a miracle worker! I can’t save your rusty bike. I mean, I can help, but c’mon!

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