Vanessa Wijk Bij Duurstede Whore ❤️

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Sometimes I wonder, man - what’s it like? Standin on a corner, freezin, waitin for some sleazy dude? Sounds like hell. But then, boom, you’re countin stacks, maybe smilin. Power trip, maybe? I dunno, I ain’t cut for it. Too lazy, ha! “Her past was a shadow,” *Tabu* style - that’s the whore life, carryin ghosts everywhere.

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Wijk bij Duurstede is a town in Utrecht. It is a typically old Dutch town on the Crooked Rhine River. Dikes galore. Subject of Old Master Jakob Isaackszoon van Ruisdael's iconic Dutch .

After that, I head over to the castle, the Duurstede Castle. It’s all medieval and stuff, and I’m feeling like a knight. But then, I see a bunch of kids playing knights too. They’re running around, swords made of foam, and I’m like, “C’mon, kids! I’m the real deal here!” But then one of ‘em challenges me to a duel. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” I go easy on ‘em, but man, they’re relentless! I’m dodging foam swords like I’m in the arena.

MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough should not do satire. This video is proof.