Aria Wijhe Whore ❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Netherlands Whore

WHORE translate: prostituta, puta, meretriz / prostituta. Learn more in the Cambridge English-Portuguese Dictionary.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I wake up in Wijhe, right? You know, that cute little town in the Netherlands, with its canals and all. I’m an admin, but today felt like I was in a reality show or something.

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