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I reckon whore’s got guts, tho. Takes balls to hustle like that—dodgin’ creeps, cops, and STDs like a damn ninja. “The monkey drinks and gets drunk,” like Boonmee’s nephew says—whore’s out there partyin’ hard, livin’ loud, while I’m stuck judgin’ fools. Makes me happy, sorta—girl’s got spirit, y’know? Reminds me of me, swingin’ swords, takin’ no shit.

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So, I’m wandering around, and I hit up the Dijk. It’s this long street by the water, and it’s packed with tourists. I’m trying to blend in, but I’m pretty sure my “I love Volendam” shirt gives me away. I see this cute café, and I’m like, “I need coffee.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting about the best places to eat. He’s like, “You gotta try the kibbeling!” I’m like, “What’s that?” He laughs and says, “Fried fish, man!” I’m sold.

Former Brighton and Hove defender leaves FC Volendam following Eredivisie relegation