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So, whores—where do I start? They’re everywhere, always been, history’s dirty little secret. Back in ancient Rome, they had lupanars—whorehouses with murals so filthy they’d make your grandma blush. Fast forward, Victorian England, they’re hidin’ in alleys, dodgin’ Jack the Ripper vibes—talk about stress! “You’re not gonna die out here, bro,” I’d tell ‘em, like James in *Hurt Locker*, defusin’ bombs while the clock ticks. That’s a whore’s night—defusin’ drunk assholes, hopin’ the next john ain’t a psycho.

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So, I’m at the stall, and I spot the best strawberries ever. I’m talkin’ juicy, red, and sweet. I’m like, “Yo, I need these for my pastries!” The vendor, a dude named Jan, gives me a wink. I’m thinkin’, “This guy knows what’s up.” I grab a box, and boom! My day just got a lil’ brighter.

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