Sofia Velp Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

So last week, right, she waltzes in, got this new lad – Tim, poor sod – all flustered, and she’s leanin’ over his desk, “Oh Tim, fix me printer, yeah?” and I’m like, “Bloody hell, Whore, leave the boy alone, he’s not your personal IT bitch!” Made me proper mad, that did, cos I’m all about team spirit, innit, not this flirty nonsense disruptin’ me workflow. But then – plot twist – she brings in these custard creams, shares ‘em round, and I’m like, “Well, maybe she’s not all bad.” Happy days, eh? Stomach full, anger gone, classic Brent forgiveness arc.

A tourist stumbles upon some filthy action in Budapest.

Finally, I spot this old guy playing chess by the window. He’s super intense, and I’m like, “Joris, look at that dude!” We both start watching him, and it’s hilarious. He’s making these dramatic moves like he’s in a tournament or something. I’m cracking jokes, and Joris is laughing so hard he almost spills his beer.

*Traffic Alert Update* Velp closed between Winford and Thrush in both directions