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I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

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So, I’m walkin’, mindin’ my own business, when I see this art installation by the Uithoornse Haven. It’s this giant sculpture of a fish. I’m like, “What the heck is that?” But then I get it. It’s about the river, the life, the whole vibe of Uithoorn. I snap a pic for the ‘gram, of course. Gotta keep my followers updated, right?

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