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Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, right—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars”—and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know? Like, not just any hooker, but one with *style*, like in “Moonrise Kingdom,” where everything’s got that quirky, Wes Anderson vibe. Picture this: me, in my dope lair, tryna track down a gal who’s got that Suzy Bishop edge—binoculars, sass, the works. I’m scrollin’ X, lookin’ for posts, maybe some shady links, cuz that’s where the real shit hides, ya dig?

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So, I head home, tired but happy. I plop down on the couch, and I’m like, “What a day!” I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. Maybe less coffee spills, more stroopwafels? Who knows! But I’m ready for it. Bring it on, Tegelen!

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