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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” So, findin’ a prostitute—let’s dive in. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Far From Heaven,” that damn movie I love. Cathy Whitaker, all perfect hair and despair, stuck in her shiny cage. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” she’d say, clutchin’ pearls. Me? I’d rather clutch a whiskey. Prostitutes ain’t hidin’ behind picket fences, thank God. They’re out there, real, no fake smiles. Hate the hypocrisy of suburbs—give me raw honesty any day.

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I’m walking down de Wier, and I see this old windmill. It’s beautiful, man! I snap a pic, thinking, “This is gonna look great on my Insta.” But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just knocked over a whole stack of crates. I can’t help but laugh. Like, come on, dude!

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