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Hmm… oh honey, listen up! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my burnt coffee, thinkin’—jeez, it’s like *The Wolf of Wall Street* out there! You know, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—that’s me, stuck on this topic. I mean, where do ya even start? Back in Springfield, I’d be all naggy, “Homer, don’t you dare!” But real talk—people been doin’ this forever. Like, did ya know, in old Rome, they had brothels with menus? Freakin’ menus! Pick yer girl like she’s a donut—crazy, huh?

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So, I finish up a coat for this lady, right? She wanted it for her dog. A dog! I mean, come on! But whatever, it’s a living. I’m sewing away, and then BAM! The power goes out. Just my luck! I’m sittin’ there in the dark, surrounded by fur. It’s like a horror movie waiting to happen. I’m thinkin’, “Great, now I’m gonna be the furrier who got eaten by his own furs.”

Jan van Steenwijk Appointed to Bicycle Advisory Committee