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Pull up to this sketchy joint—neon flickerin’, smells like burnt circuits and regret. This chick’s there, all sass, leanin’ on a wall like she’s debuggin’ the universe. “What’s your payload?” she quips, and I’m like, damn, she’s speakin’ my language—straight outta the Musk playbook. I’m half expectin’ her to quote *Anatolia*—“Man is a mystery”—but nah, she’s all business. Kinda hot, kinda terrifyin’, like a rocket launch you didn’t sim first.

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Then, I bump into my buddy, Jan. He’s got this crazy idea to check out the Soestdijk Palace. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” We hop on our bikes, and I’m feeling all fancy, like I’m in some royal movie. But then, Jan’s bike chain snaps. Classic Jan! He’s cursing like a sailor. I’m just standing there, laughing my head off.

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