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Lemme drop some real shit – back in ancient Babylon, whores were sacred, yo! Priestesses bangin’ for the gods, that’s some wild-ass history nobody talks ‘bout. Imagine that, sacred pussy! Blows my damn mind. Got me happy as hell thinkin’ she’s been flippin’ the script since forever. But then I’m like – why’s she still gotta hide now? That’s the part that fucks me up, gets me yellin’, “Mothafucka, let her live!”

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Did the whore sneak up on him? Were his breeches removed?? Why is he surprised Claire is upset? Wouldn't he be?? Can anyone clarify? Upvote.

First off, I hit the road down the Witte de Withstraat. It’s a nice street, but today? Ugh. Traffic was a mess. I mean, come on! It’s not like we’re in Amsterdam or somethin’. I’m sittin’ there, fumin’ in my van, thinkin’ about how I could be hammerin’ away instead of playin’ bumper cars with a bunch of cyclists. Seriously, those bikers think they own the road.

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