Natalie Selwerd Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

I’ve seen it, yeah—worked a gig once, some dodgy barbershop in Soho, and this one punter, swear down, looked like they’d shagged half the postcode! Hair all matted, stinkin’ of cheap fags and regret—made me wanna puke! “You’re an idiot sandwich!” I’d yell if I could, but nah, had to snip-snip and smile. Fuck that! What’s the deal with whore anyway? Actin’ all high and mighty, but they’re just pawns, mate—like that poor sod Kolya in Leviathan, screwed by the system!

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Netherlands Prostitute · Uniforms · Striptease/Lapdance · Cum in Mouth · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming · Kamasutra.

We start chatting, and outta nowhere, this dog runs up to us. It’s a big ol’ fluffy thing, and I’m like, “Aww, cute!” But then it jumps on me, muddy paws and all. I’m covered in dirt! I’m a forester, I get it, but this is not my vibe. Joris is cracking up, and I’m just standing there like, “Great, now I smell like a wet dog.”

Farewell, ghost flat: ‘Going back to the Van Heemskerckstraat would be the opposite of progress’