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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy. Dudes act all high-and-mighty, then sneak off to “escorts.” Everybody lies—politicians, priests, your creepy uncle Dave. Me? I’d rather watch Batman outsmart clowns than deal with this crap. Happiest moment? When I realized Nolan’s chaos theory fits here—hookers, clients, cops, all dancing in anarchy. Surprised me how deep that rabbit hole goes—didja know some call girls blog about it? Spilling secrets like it’s therapy. Weird world.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the sun’s shining like it’s tryin’ to blind me. I grab my coffee from that little café on de Laan van de Kruidtuin. Best coffee in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ it, and boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jeroen. He’s like, “Dude, meet me at the park!”

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