Eliza Oosteinde Whore ❤️

About The Hague

I’m ramblin’ now, but who gives a shit? Whore’s a legend, a mess, a goddamn rollercoaster! She’s no saint, but she ain’t gotta be. Like Lester Bangs says, “The only true currency is what you share when you’re uncool” – and she’s sharin’ plenty, uncool or not! Gabagool? Ova here! I’d buy her a drink, then tell her to fuck off – that’s my style! Whaddya think, huh? She’s a trip!

Characteristics - Physical Geography

Oosteinde Prostitute Netherlands, Golden Shower (give), Kissing if good chemistry, Striptease/Lapdance, Kissing if good chemistry.

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this old dude, Jan, who’s always hangin’ around. He’s got this wild beard, looks like he’s been lost in the woods for a decade. He starts tellin’ me about his cat, Minoes. Apparently, Minoes caught a mouse, and Jan’s all proud. I’m like, “Dude, it’s a cat. That’s what they do.” But hey, it made me chuckle.

Unveiling of plaque and mural at Antoni van Leeuwenhoek's birthplace