Bella Odijk Whore ❤️

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Once read—get this—Victorian blokes paid whores to fake dyin’ for kicks! Sickos! Blew my mind, like Chas screamin’ ‘bout safety—“I’m not taking chances!”—but here I am, spillin’ tea on whores! Oh, and typos, coz I’m rushin’—whore’s a rush, a thrill, a mess! Wotcha think, mate? Whore’s a survivor, a rebel, like me precious Tenenbaums—flawed, fucked, but fuckin’ beautiful! *raspy cackle* My precious!

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After that, I decide to hit up the local market on the Dorpsstraat. Man, the vibe there is always lit. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that good stuff. I’m browsing, and I spot this amazing cheese stall. I’m a cheese addict, no shame. I grab a piece of aged Gouda, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, outta nowhere, this lady bumps into me. I spill my coffee all over my shirt. I’m like, “Seriously?!” She just laughs and says, “Guess you needed a new shirt!” I’m fuming but can’t help but chuckle.

‘Sometimes it’s like I’m taking an online course’