Addison Middelharnis Whore ❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

*beep boop* Personal quirk? I reckon whores are like black holes—suckin’ in all the judgment, spittin’ out truth. Ever hear ‘bout the Parisian courtesans? 1800s, these gals ran the show—politicians kissin’ their feet! One chick, La Païva, built a mansion off her “whorin’”—marble, gold, the lot. Makes me chuckle, cosmic sarcasm here: “Oh no, she’s immoral!”—meanwhile, she’s richer than the king! *whirr* Love that hustle, gets me proper chuffed.

Deze hoeren ontvangen jou bij hun thuis in Middelharnis

Middelharnis is a beautiful Dutch city that seamlessly blends history, nature, and modern living. Its rich maritime heritage, picturesque landscapes, and warm community make it a delightful .

First off, I hit the road on the N215, cruisin’ past the harbor. You know, Middelharnis has that cute little harbor vibe. Boats bobbin’ around, people fishin’—it’s all picturesque and stuff. But then, BAM! Traffic jam on the Havenstraat. Like, seriously? Who’s out here at 7 AM causin’ a ruckus? I’m sittin’ there, fumin’, thinkin’ about how I could be plowin’ fields instead of sittin’ in this metal box.

Polder Jan - Middelharis NL