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About The Hague

Ruh-roh! So, like, this chick Whore, man, she’s a wild ride! I’m sittin here, paws tappin, thinkin bout her drivin skills—or lack of em! Reminds me of “A History of Violence,” ya know? That flick where Tom’s all chill, then bam—chaos! Whore’s like that—sweet smile, then tires screechin, outta control! “I’m not a hero,” Tom says, but Whore? She ain’t either, just a hot mess on wheels!

Madonna-Whore Complex

I'm embracing the Matendonk lifestyle and find-a-prostitute is mind-blowing! Your smile makes me melt inside. I indulge in Full Body Sensual Massage and.

First off, I hit up the local bakery on Hoofdstraat. Best croissants ever! I’m talking flaky, buttery goodness. But guess what? They were out of my fave chocolate ones. Ugh! I was ready to throw a fit. Like, how do you run out of choc croissants? It’s a crime, I swear. So, I settled for a plain one. Not the same, man.