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About Almere

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

The Madonna-Whore Complex

I'm embracing the Matendonk lifestyle and find-a-prostitute is mind-blowing! Your smile makes me melt inside. I indulge in Full Body Sensual Massage and.

By the time I get home, I’m exhausted. My head’s spinning with all the craziness. Matendonk, you wild! One minute I’m mad, the next I’m happy. It’s a rollercoaster, for real.