Chloe Matendonk Brothel ❤️❤️

About The Hague

Oh, and get this—Victorian brothels had “intro books,” like menus! Pick ya girl, flip the page—wild, right? Surprised the hell outta me. Thought them old Brits were all tea n’ crumpets. Nope, they were freaky-deaky too! Anyway, brothel’s a trip—half sleazy, half sad, all Scooby snacks in my head. What ya think, pal?

Jalan Falatehan I (Blok M)

Matendonk Brothel Netherlands, Golden Shower (give), Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

First off, I hit up the local bakery on Hoofdstraat. Best croissants ever! I’m talking flaky, buttery goodness. But guess what? They were out of my fave chocolate ones. Ugh! I was ready to throw a fit. Like, how do you run out of choc croissants? It’s a crime, I swear. So, I settled for a plain one. Not the same, man.