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Humor’s dark—call it “Death Star Delight.” Sarcasm drips—best bang for your buck! Lil’ known bit—Victorian brothels had secret tunnels. Sneaky bastards, love that cunning! Happy? Hell no, it’s grim. But engagign, like a twisted holovid. Slow, ominous tone, “I am your father.” Brothel’s a galaxy of sin—watch your step!

Luxury debauchery, or the 3 most luxurious brothels in the history of Europe

After that, I thought, “Let’s hit up the market.” So I head over to the Markt. It’s buzzing with people, stalls everywhere. Fresh veggies, flowers, you name it. I’m browsing, and I spot this old dude selling the weirdest stuff. Like, who buys a used shoe? But hey, to each their own, right? I’m just there for the vibes.