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Oi, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, authoritative as hell—YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Brothels, mate, let’s dive in. Sleazy joints, perfumed air, dim lights—dodgy vibes everywhere. Saw one in Minas Tirith once, swear it, hidden behind a butcher’s shop. Stank of meat and desperation—grim, innit? Made me mad, proper fumin’, seein’ lasses trapped there, no way out. “In the Mood for Love” flickers in me head—those lingering glances, unspoken lust. Brothel’s the opposite, bruv—no grace, just coin and gruntin’. “I’ve always wanted you,” Tony Leung whispers in the film—ha! Here it’s, “Pay up, quick, next!” Brutal, mate.

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But then, just as I’m leaving, I trip over my own feet. Classic me. I fall right in front of this cute girl. I’m mortified! But she just laughs and helps me up. I’m blushing like crazy. We end up chatting for a bit, and I think I might’ve made a new friend. Or more? Who knows!