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About Eindhoven

First time I saw one, I was pissed – not at the girls, nah, they’re hustlin’ harder than me on a film set – but at the sleazy clowns runnin’ it. Greasy hair, gold chains, actin’ like they’re kings of the dock. Made my blood boil, fam! Reminds me of *Margaret* – “You’re a little man who’s lost his way!” – ‘cept these punks never had a way to begin with. Saw this one cat, swear he was 5’2”, barkin’ orders at girls twice his size. Laughed my ass off – bro, know your role, you ain’t intimidatin’ nobody!

Luxury debauchery, or the 3 most luxurious brothels in the history of Europe

After that, I thought, “Let’s hit up the market.” So I head over to the Markt. It’s buzzing with people, stalls everywhere. Fresh veggies, flowers, you name it. I’m browsing, and I spot this old dude selling the weirdest stuff. Like, who buys a used shoe? But hey, to each their own, right? I’m just there for the vibes.