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Lemme spill a tidbit—did ya know, back in olden days, whores in some places were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Mesopotamia, bangin’ for the gods! Imagine that—screwin’ your way to divine favor. Bet they had some smug mischief goin’, too, winkin’ at the priests like, “Bless me harder, mate.” Cracks me up thinkin’ about it—holy whores outsmartin’ the lot! Nowadays, it’s all grime, no glory—makes me a bit mad, actually. Where’s the flair, the chaos they deserve?

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Lent (Latin: Quadragesima, [1] 'Fortieth') is the solemn Christian religious observance in the liturgical year in preparation for Easter. It echoes the 40 days Jesus spent fasting in the desert .

But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Mister, can I ride your combine?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s not a toy!” But he’s got those puppy eyes, and I’m like, fine, just for a sec. So, I let him hop in, and he’s grinning like he just won the lottery. That made my day, honestly.

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