Elise Huizen Whore ❤️❤️

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Get this – lil known fact, right? Old shipping logs, 1800s, sailors’d smuggle whores onboard, hid em in crates! Crew’d be all, “Oh, just rum barrels,” but nah, it’s Mary-Ann from Bristol, poppin out like, “Surprise, lads!” Fuckin wild, eh? Makes me laugh, picturin that chaos – captain losin his shit, “Who packed *her*?!” Love that grit, that ballsy move. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady* again – “The forest swallows all secrets.” Whore’s the secret nobody admits they want.

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I’m walking down the street, and I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I’m like, “Hey, let me help ya!” So I grab a couple of bags, and she starts telling me about her cat, Momo. Apparently, Momo’s been missing for a week. I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m a cat detective.” But I’m all in, so I promise to keep an eye out.

Langley’s Van Huizen, Netherlands native Benne signed by UFV Cascades