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So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

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But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!” I’m thinking, “What now?” Apparently, he got locked out of his house. I’m like, “Man, you’re a mess!” But I can’t help but laugh.

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