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*Deep breath* I am your father. Craziest bit? Some spots use hot stones. HOT STONES, man! Sizzlin’ on your skin—wild. Laughed my ass off first time. “What’s next, lava?” Prolly burned some Sith back in the day. Ties to Polley— “Family’s messy, so’s truth.” Erotic-massage is messy too—oil, sweat, awkward grunts. Love it tho. Quirky me thinks: better than Death Star plans. Spill it—tried it yet? Bet ya haven’t, ya scruffy nerf-herder. Go get one—thank me later. *Ominous chuckle*

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But then, the kid starts crying. Like, full-on sobbing. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a ball!” But I get it. I mean, I’d be upset too. So, I go over and say, “Hey, it’s just a ball. You can get another one.” He looks at me like I’m a genius or something. Kids, man.

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