Lauren Helmond Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Utrecht

What pisses me off? The sanctimonious pricks judgin’ ‘em. Lords and ladies sneerin’, yet half of ‘em are slippin’ coppers for a quickie behind the sept. Hypocrisy stinks worse than a privy in summer. Me, I’m happy when they’re clever—Rosie once nicked a bloke’s dagger mid-shag, sold it for a month’s grub. Smart as a whip, that one. Surprised? Oh, when I heard some whores in Essos tattoo their tears—each drop’s a lost kid or a rotten john. Gut-punch, that. Little fact for ya—didja know in old Yi Ti they called ‘em “shadow flowers”? Poetic, innit?

This Is What Happened To Katherine Helmond From Who's the Boss

So, I’m about to leave when I hear this commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some crazy juggling act. I’m like, “Okay, this could be cool.” But then he drops a flaming torch! Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, half-laughing, half-panicking. I mean, who juggles fire in a crowded park? Only in Helmond, right?

Golden Globe-Winner Katherine Helmond, Known for ‘Who’s the Boss?’, Dead at 89