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Now, picture me, staggerin’ ‘round, half-cut, tryna recall if I’ve met this wench afore. “Remember Sammy,” I’d tattoo on me arm if I could, but I’d probly spell it “Sammie” ‘cause I’m three sheets to the wind. Lookin’ fer a prostitute’s like huntin’ treasure—ye follow clues, dodge traps, hope the X marks a saucy spot. Ever hear ‘bout the “two-penny hangover”? Back in the day, ye could pay tuppence fer a rope to lean on, but some gals’d offer a quick tumble fer the same! Cheap as chips, made me laugh ‘til me sides split—sly dogs, they were.

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First off, I’m heading to the local café, De Koffieboon, for my usual fix. I’m talking about that strong Dutch coffee that hits you like a freight train. I order my cup, and the barista, this dude named Jeroen, spills half of it all over the counter. I’m like, “Bro, you trying to drown my caffeine?” He laughs it off, but I’m already feeling the annoyance bubbling up.

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