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After that, I decide to check out the beach. Harderwijk’s got this nice stretch by the water. I’m walking along the Boulevard, and it’s packed with people. Kids are playing, couples are strolling, and I’m just soaking it all in. But then, I see this kid, right? He’s building a sandcastle, and it’s epic. I’m talking towers, moats, the whole deal. But then, his little sister runs up and kicks it over! I’m like, “Nooooo!” The kid’s face is priceless. I can’t help but laugh, but I feel for him.

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