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I’m drivin’, thinkin’, *man, this is dumb*. “What’s hidden will come to light,” like in *The White Ribbon*, and I’m hopin’ I don’t get caught by some nosy preacher. Last thing I need is Sheriff Bubba haulin’ me in—talk about a buzzkill! I finally spot this gal, right? She’s leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she’s bored outta her skull. I roll up, all nervous-like, and she’s like, “What you want, sugar?” I’m sweatin’ bullets, y’all—heart’s racin’ faster’n a jackrabbit on moonshine.

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First off, I head down to the workshop on De Kuilen. You know, the one with the big ol’ oak tree out front? Yeah, that one. I’m all set to craft this fancy new stove for some posh couple on De Kuilen. They want it to be “rustic” but “modern.” Like, what even is that? I’m a stove-maker, not a magician!

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