Leah Haelen Whore ❤️

About The Hague

Dahling, strap in, it’s me, Edna Mode – no capes! So, erotic-massage, huh? I’m all about it, babe! Picture this: dim lights, oiled hands, pure vibes. It’s like art, but sweaty and slippery. Reminds me of “Certified Copy” – “It’s the original, or is it?” Is it just a rubdown, or somethin’ deeper? Hah! I’m obsessed, ok?

Key takeaways

Haelen n A village and former municipality of Leudal, Limburg, Netherlands Synonym: 't Vreigelriek (Carnival nickname).

First off, I grab my guitar, of course. Can’t start a day without strummin’ a few chords. I’m sittin’ on my balcony on de Kuilen, just jammin’ away, when I hear this loud honkin’. I look down, and it’s some dude in a van, yellin’ about a lost cat. Like, bro, I’m tryin’ to vibe here! But I can’t help but laugh. Only in Haelen, right?

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