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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Then, I head over to the haven, where the boats are chillin’. It’s peaceful, and I’m finally catchin’ my breath. But then, I see this guy trying to dock his boat, and it’s a disaster. He’s yelling, the boat’s wobbling, and I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. I mean, c’mon, it’s like a scene from a comedy show!

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