Audrey Emmerhout Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Pisses me off when she yells over my tunes. Like, chill, babe, let the music breathe! But damn, she’s funny – calls my violins “fancy toothpicks.” Sarcasm drips off her like sweat. Happy tho, ‘cause she’s real, y’know? No fake bullshit. Surprised me once, showed up with a rose. A rose! For me! Said she nabbed it from a grave. Dark humor, man, love it.

Geile Amateur Hoeren in Emmerhout en omstreken

With its world-famous red light district dotted with window brothels, Amsterdam and the Netherlands as a whole are seen as a haven for sex workers. But the reality is nowhere near .

But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and some dude on a bike just wiped out. Like, full-on faceplant. I’m laughing, but also worried. He gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m good!” Classic Emmerhout spirit, I guess.