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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m George W. Bush, heraldin’ the truth ‘bout whores—yep, them gals who, uh, sell their wares! Fool me once, shame on—uh, you know, shame on somebody! Can’t get fooled again, no sir! My fave flick’s “12 Years a Slave,” that Steve McQueen joint from 2013—damn fine movie, hits ya hard. So, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, I reckon it’s like Solomon Northup said: “I will not fall into despair!” ‘Cept some o’ these gals, they do, y’know? Breaks my heart, makes me madder’n a wet hen!

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Then, I decided to take a walk around the park near de Korteweg. It’s a nice spot, but today? It was like a scene from a rom-com. I saw this couple having a picnic, and they were all lovey-dovey. I was like, “Ugh, get a room!” But then, I tripped over a tree root and almost face-planted. So embarrassing! They laughed, and I just waved it off like, “Yeah, I meant to do that.”

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