Audrey Elst Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—little known tea: in Shakespeare’s time, “whore” was slung at dudes too! Imagine that, some crusty lord callin his rival a whore over, like, a land spat. Hilarious, right? Makes me giggle thinkin bout it—whore’s got no gender, it’s equal-opportunity shade! I’m typin so fast I’m messin up—sorrrry, 11 typos incoming, probs already hit 5, lol.

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They’re generally the same; whore is more associated with prostitution and slut is more associated with a promiscuous girl or woman. But both describe the same careless behaviors.

Then I decide to stroll down the Hoofdstraat. It’s a cute street, full of shops and stuff. I’m vibing, listening to my tunes, when I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s killing it! I’m bopping along, feeling all the feels. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! I’m standing there, covered in bird crap, and I can’t help but laugh. Only in Elst, man.

UvA student Isabelle van Elst skates in World Distance Championships this weekend