Nora Eijsden Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

Me fave movie, *The Royal Tenenbaums*, fits ‘ere—Margot, she’s a bit of a whore, innit? Sleepin’ ‘round, cheatin’, but Wes makes ya love ‘er anyway! “She was known for her extreme secrecy,” heh, secretive whores, best kind! Makes me happy, that twisty charm—whore ain’t just dirty, it’s complicated, precious! Like Eli Cash, “I’m a wildcat!”—whore’s got claws too, underestimated!

Nearest Cities

Eijsden, Netherlands, a charming town nestled between the rolling hills of the Dutch countryside, offers a unique blend of history, culture, and natural beauty. Its urban landscape is punctuated .

Anyway, after that, I thought, “Alright, let’s get to work.” I headed to the Markt, where the local market was buzzing. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that jazz. But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some dude just knocked over a whole stand of apples. Like, really? Apples? Who does that? I was ready to lose it. But then, the vendor just laughed it off. “It’s just apples, mate!” he said. I mean, I guess he’s right, but still!

High water Limburg summer 2021 more drastic than river floods in 1993 and 1995