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Oh, and get this – some prossies got mad stories. One bird told me she serviced a vicar once, proper holy roller. He’s whisperin’ prayers while she’s goin’ down! I’m creasin’, like, “Bruv, that’s next-level sin!” Made me day, that did. Surprised me, too – thought vicars was all tea and biscuits.

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I try to help, but I’m not exactly a tree-climbing expert. I’m standing there, looking like a fool, and this old lady walks by. She’s like, “You need a ladder, young man.” I’m like, “Thanks, Captain Obvious.” But she’s right. I need a ladder.