Sienna Doornsteeg Brothel ❤️

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Picture this: dim lights, velvet curtains, and some poor lass givin’ ya the eye like she’s Eve from *Only Lovers Left Alive*, all sultry and eternal, whisperin’, “This is what keeps me going.” Makes me chuckle, ‘cos it’s dark humor, innit? Brothels ain’t just sex dens—they’re a bloody ecosystem! You got yer pimps struttin’ like they’re kings, girls hustlin’ to survive, and punters stumblin’ in, half-drunk, thinkin’ they’re Adam, all cool and detached. “You’re faintly surprised,” I’d tell ‘em, quotin’ Jarmusch’s vamps, but nah, they’re too thick to get it.

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m an actuary, right? Yeah, I know, super exciting stuff. But today? Today was a whole different ball game. I found myself in this tiny Dutch gem called Doornsteeg. Ever heard of it? Probably not. It’s like this little slice of heaven, but also chaos.