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Sarcasm? Pfft, half these athletes are “whores” for Instagram likes—more posin’ than playin’. Makes me wanna hurl Mjölnir at ‘em—oops, wrong brother. Anyway, mate, that’s my take—messy, mad, and a bit brilliant, innit? “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” after all—analyzin’ this crap’s my gift to you lot!

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So, I’m wandering around, and I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he tells me he’s starting a band. A band! I’m like, “Dude, you can’t even carry a tune in a bucket.” But he’s all hyped, talking about how they’re gonna be the next big thing in De-Drait. I just nod and smile, thinking, “Good luck with that, buddy.”