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About Nijmegen

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, milkin’ these machines like a boss, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this wild-ass thing called *whore*. Not some judgy bullshit, nah, I mean the vibe, the energy, the whole damn circus! Like, picture this: I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ *Inherent Vice*, my fave fuckin’ flick, and Doc Sportello’s stumblin’ through LA, high as shit, chasin’ tail and conspiracies. And I’m like, “Yo, that’s *whore* energy right there!” Total chaos, man, unpredictable, messy, sexy, fuckin’ absurd—like me tryna milk a cow with no hands, screamin’, “WHERE THE TITS AT?!”

Stichting Oud-Castricum

Best Gay Bars in Castricum, Noord-Holland - Prik, Café Keerweer, Mr. Jones, COC Café Bij Sjaan, Café Kalff, Cuckoo's Nest, De Landman, Spijker Bar.

First off, I hit up the local bakery on de Hoogeweg. You know, the one with the best croissants? I’m talking buttery, flaky goodness. I grab one, and boom! My coffee spills all over my shirt. Great start, right? I’m standing there, looking like a total mess, and the baker just laughs. Like, dude, I’m not here for your comedy show!

Installation of Pastor John Castricum at First Church of Christ – Sunday, October 6 at 3 pm